Archive for December, 2007

Ears pop

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in So Fat | No Comments »

Yo momma is so fat when you get on top of her, your ears pop. Read more..

Free Willy

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in So Fat | No Comments »

Yo momma is so fat when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling "Free Willy!" Read more..

Roll over twice

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in So Fat | No Comments »

Yo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. Read more..

Natural habitat

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in So Fat | No Comments »

Yo momma is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. Read more..

Movies

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in So Fat | No Comments »

Yo momma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Read more..

Jogging

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in So Fat | No Comments »

Yo momma is so fat people jog around her for exercise. Read more..

Wheat Thicks

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in So Fat | No Comments »

Yo momma is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Read more..

Lardo

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in So Fat | No Comments »

Yo momma is so fat her nickname is "Lardo." Read more..

Beeper

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in So Fat | No Comments »

Yo momma is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up. Read more..

Elephant and Rhino

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in One Liners | No Comments »

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no Read more..