Archive for December, 2007

Aliens and Clowns

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in One Liners | No Comments »

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny. Read more..

Bored Cows

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in One Liners | No Comments »

What do cows do for entertainment? They rent moovies. Read more..

Legless Sheep

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in One Liners | No Comments »

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. Read more..

Left and right nuts

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in One Liners | No Comments »

What did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard! Read more..

Annie

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in Knock Knock | No Comments »

Knock Knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better. Read more..

Pecan

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in Knock Knock | No Comments »

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size! Read more..

Luck

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in Knock Knock | No Comments »

Knock Knock! Who's there? Luck. Luck who? Luck through the key hole and you'll find out. Read more..

Boo

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in Knock Knock | No Comments »

Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo, who? Please don't cry, it's just a joke. Read more..

Woo

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in Knock Knock | No Comments »

Knock Knock! Who's there? Woo. Woo, who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke. Read more..

Ben

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 Posted in Knock Knock | No Comments »

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben wonderin' what you're up to! Read more..