Elephant and Rhino

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners No Comments »

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

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Aliens and Clowns

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners No Comments »

Why don’t aliens eat clowns?

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Bored Cows

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners No Comments »

What do cows do for entertainment?

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Legless Sheep

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

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Left and right nuts

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners No Comments »

What did the left nut say to the right nut?

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