Stupidly Funny

Yo momma is so fat when you get on top of her, your ears pop.

Yo momma is so fat when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling “Free Willy!”

Yo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.

Yo momma is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo momma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma is so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma is so fat her nickname is “Lardo.”

Yo momma is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

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