Aliens and Clowns

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners No Comments »

Why don’t aliens eat clowns?

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Bored Cows

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners No Comments »

What do cows do for entertainment?

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Legless Sheep

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners No Comments »

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

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Left and right nuts

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners No Comments »

What did the left nut say to the right nut?

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Annie

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in Knock Knock No Comments »

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

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Pecan

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in Knock Knock No Comments »

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Pecan.

Pecan who?

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Luck

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in Knock Knock No Comments »

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Luck.

Luck who?

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Boo

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in Knock Knock No Comments »

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo, who?

Please don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

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Woo

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in Knock Knock No Comments »

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Woo.

Woo, who?

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Ben

December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in Knock Knock No Comments »

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

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