Yo momma is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
Elephant and Rhino
December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners | No Comments »
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Aliens and Clowns
December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners | No Comments »
Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
Bored Cows
December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners | No Comments »
What do cows do for entertainment?
Legless Sheep
December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners | No Comments »
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Left and right nuts
December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in One Liners | No Comments »
What did the left nut say to the right nut?
Boo
December 25th, 2007 Leland Posted in Knock Knock | No Comments »
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo, who?
Please don’t cry, it’s just a joke.